July 28, 2003
UMLAUT
Well, schwa bores me now, so I'm into umlaut. That's the two dots over the a in German. Actually, it's not precisely the two dots, it's kind of the theory behind the two dots. Get it? Kind of like the two dots in a Pole's head are not ACTUALLY genocide, just the THEORY of genocide. I could take this into deep territory, but I think I've overstated my case anyway. And the damned Christy Lane commercial's on again. MSNBC doesn't show it, do they? Then again, they don't show the pictures of Poles with umlauts in their heads. It's a trade off, I suppose.
Posted by Kim Crawford at July 28, 2003 11:30 PMSomething about Christy Lane really gets to you, eh? Didn't you like, do her at a Holiday Inn lounge about 20 years ago?
Posted by: Jack Straw at July 28, 2003 11:33 PMI'm pretty sure I did her nostrils, in a Caldwell way.
Posted by: Kim at July 28, 2003 11:47 PMI'm a big fan of umlauts, actually.
Posted by: zombyboy at July 29, 2003 12:31 AM