July 18, 2003
MEMO TO 19 YEAR OLD GIRLS:
The next time you go up to a professional athlete's hotel room for a thrill-fuck try to have better exit strategies than a) attempt a shakedown or b) cry rape. Sorry. I got no use for either one of these pieces of shit, but there's a lot of difference between adultery and rape. Hell, even I wouldn't go up to this guy's room without an expectation of something sordid taking place. I didn't read anything about her having a box of Girl Scout cookies, either. And at what point did I give permission to be inundated 24/7 with this all-too-familiar boring bullshit for the next six months?
Posted by Kim Crawford at July 18, 2003 9:54 PMLike we need another athlete walking away with a slap on the wrist and the ability to make millions still very much a reality.
And, her? Puhleeeze! 1) He's married, 2) you really think sleeping with an athlete's all that great? Honey, try the local university. Plenty of dumb jocks there. Oh...wait...they're too poor for you, aren't they?
Posted by: Da Goddess at July 19, 2003 3:31 AMHA! You think like my father. After Mike Tyson got himself into similar trouble, he explained why he had no sympathy for the girl by asking, "What, did she think she was going up there for some milk and cookies?"
Posted by: sama at July 19, 2003 9:08 AMWhile I do agree, going to his room was an act of sheer stupidity, does she 'deserved' to be raped for her ignorance? It is a fact that 19 year old's are not the most mature people in the world. Clearly Mr Bryant is neither 19 or very bright either. Because if he had one wit of sense he would have made damn sure that he was never alone with this girl, or any woman besides his wife. If he didn't rape her he is going to get just what he deserves, a whole lotta hell for being stupid. If he did then he will never be held accountable because his "fans" will see to it that they rape his victim again, and again, and again.
Posted by: wandalicious at July 26, 2003 6:30 PM