July 16, 2003
HOW TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
My sister forwarded an e-mail that claims if you're driving alone and begin to suffer the symptoms of a heart attack you should start coughing deeply while you race to the hospital. Real phlegm rattla's.
Now my first impulse would have been to pull over, call 911, and give them my GPS coordinates, but if coughing helps I'm all for it. The bonus? I can grab my testes while I'm coughing. Then I can let the paramedics know if I have a rupture. Get that fixed at the same time. Multi-tasking. It's what I'm all about.
Comments
Hey--you just worry about the coughing and let someone else grab your testes. That eliminates the need to multi-task. Call it a bonus.
Posted by: Belinda at July 16, 2003 11:05 PMYou are a FREAK, Kim Crawford.
It's what we all love about you.
Posted by: kelley at July 16, 2003 11:15 PMPost a comment