July 15, 2003

HUMPTY HUMP



Who remembers Humpty Hump? Eh? More correctly known as Shock G of The Digital Underground. I loved this guy. Wore the fake nose and glasses. A month ago the net was replete with Humpty pics. Now you can't find one. What's that all about?

Posted by Kim Crawford at July 15, 2003 10:19 PM
Comments

Is he having a comeback?

Posted by: sama at July 16, 2003 7:49 AM

Humpty is actually Rep. Harold Ford, D-TN. Expect to see him on the Democratic ticket next year.

Posted by: rankin rob at July 16, 2003 10:40 AM

By your comment, you're suggesting that people have forgotten Humpty. That would be too sad for words.

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at July 17, 2003 2:22 AM

Humpty has NOT been forgotten. I have perfected his trademark song in karaoke. Im trying to find those glasses of his. Anyone know a place to find them?

Posted by: Dan Reed at August 21, 2003 2:52 AM

Check out "Risky Business" by MURS off the album "The End of the Beginning"... it's got new shit by Shock G and Humpty in it.. it's genius.

"Yo what's the deal MURS? First things first
You couldn't have hit me at a better time
those four cars behind me? They with me
All women all dimes, the redhead she's mine
She wanna hump me, yo this my brother Humpty

What's up yo? Pardon me but I gos ta go, where the bathroom at?
Ya'll got liquor? Come on Trina! Yo this house phat
Hey cat wanna hit this? Oops, I shouldn'ta did that
I'll clean it up before your folks come home Yo where they at?

Man I can't believe you brought this nigga, I heard about his ass
The only fool dumb enough to flunk his PE class
It's not that he's dumb he's just loud and he's ignorant
Known for getting mad drunk and getting all belligerent
Man I'm sick of this I shouldn't of told nobody
I mean, three's company but four cars makes a party..."

Posted by: new shit at September 17, 2003 11:00 AM

I remember getting into arguments with people over whether or not Humpty had lost his real nose in a car accident, and that was his prosthetic.

Posted by: Espresso at October 16, 2003 5:21 AM

I'm pretty sure that was his real nose.

For more information on Humpty Hump, check out Coach Z at www.Homestarrunner.com. More specifically, see toons, and the house that gave sucky treats. Have fun!!!

Posted by: you suck ass at October 16, 2003 8:52 PM

I LOVE HUMPTY HUMP!!! WHERE THE HEL* HAS HE GONE AND WHEN WILL HE RETURN?! Tell me please. I hope he makes a comeback.

Posted by: Foxxi at October 29, 2004 6:18 PM

Humpty Hump is showin' up on a track off the forthcoming Perceptionists album, Black Dialogue. The Perceptionists are Mr. Lif, Akrobatik, and DJ Fakts One, and there are other guests like Guru of Gangstarr and Phonte of Little Brother. Should be good.

Posted by: Papa Midnite at November 5, 2004 7:58 AM

Humpty is alive and well, and still doing concerts. I have seen him twice in the last 2 months, the last, this past saturday in malibu ca. For info on him goto www.shockg.com.

peace and humptyness forever

Posted by: Kevinhump at November 30, 2004 1:16 AM

i wanna touch his hump

Posted by: chin at February 1, 2005 10:02 PM

i wanna touch his hump

Posted by: chin at February 1, 2005 10:03 PM

Why is this freak rapper so obsessed in nose's? Is he taking the piss out of people with big nose's? If he is then he should be beaten down. It sounds although he is making fun.

I have a big nose and its rather offensive and it has driven me even more to get a nose job. Thanks Shock G you stupid freak!

Shock G your petty nose joke is not funny. That probably why you are not so successful. Your an idiot.

Posted by: freakHater at June 20, 2005 9:43 PM

...supposedly throws down some verses as both Shock G and Humpty Hump on the new Fatlip (from the Pharcyde) album. Heard the track "What's up Fatlip?" and it's brilliant.

Posted by: willie cheese at July 7, 2005 12:34 PM

anyone know a website that shows you the humpty dance?

Posted by: James at July 19, 2005 10:04 PM

www.shockg.com

Posted by: Hump at July 30, 2005 9:24 PM

Yo dumb ass humpty isn't G Shock that was Greg Jacobs, Humpty is Eddie Humphrey.

Posted by: Falconrock at August 4, 2005 7:33 AM

Is Humpt Humy alive?

Posted by: Andy at September 18, 2005 3:04 AM

how do u hump someone

Posted by: paul at October 4, 2005 4:42 PM

Humphrey Bogart?

Posted by: Shocks Jeep at October 12, 2005 9:45 AM

Well, for starters let's ask your mom, Paul.

Posted by: Apostle13 at November 15, 2005 8:23 PM

I miss the Humpty, pronounced with an "umpty"...
and he was a big part of some of the best ORIGINAL music makers of the kick ass 80s baby! Time for a new albumn Humpty! Where you at?

Posted by: Shangshang at December 24, 2005 7:17 PM

humpty isnt a real person, he's just shock g in disguise

Posted by: Michael Soto at January 8, 2006 10:28 PM

heythere is this girl in my class her name is amanda and she has a big ass nose just like u she look like she could be your daughter .she one ugly bitch but i still love that hump dance song can i hump u in the butty plz i would love it and i would be just like the lady ohoh do it baby

Posted by: vonchera at March 7, 2006 11:58 AM

heythere is this girl in my class her name is amanda and she has a big ass nose just like u she look like she could be your daughter .she one ugly bitch but i still love that hump dance song can i hump u in the butty plz i would love it and i would be just like the lady ohoh do it baby

Posted by: vonchera at March 7, 2006 11:58 AM

Hey I'm lookin for the band that shock-g was in before digital underground cant remember the name but they had some badass beats

Posted by: mike at June 15, 2006 3:59 PM

Was humpty hump nose injured in a car accident?

Posted by: seal at June 11, 2007 11:22 AM

what the fuck? you people are fuckin' stupid...humpty is shock g, and to the freak hater or whatever, suck a dick and a half, D.U. 4 LIFE YOU BITCHES YADADADAIMEAN!!!

Posted by: D at September 13, 2007 7:15 PM
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