July 2, 2003
I AM INCENSED
I forget to visit Da Goddess sometimes, because her handle is apparently TOO HOT for my Corporate Overseers. Although I NEVER blog at work, I've been known to take a peek at my favorite sites during my lunch hour. I may have even posted a comment or two on someone's site. But Joanie brings up the Big Red Hand. Shameful. I get 87 spam shots day wanting to extend my manhood and my Company doesn't see fit to block that, but Joanie is verboten. I would love to get a peek at the algorithms these twisted shits are using. They also block my access to Marvel Comics. Bastards. All code, no cod, I say.
UPDATE: I forgot to mention, N.Z. Bear is also barred on the CORPNET, which makes Eco-checking an evening gig. What are these people smoking? Do they think I'm looking for sexual gratification with a Kiwi man who pretends to be a bear, for God's sake? I need rights. I need a victim classification. A taxonomy for my toxicity, or something.