June 22, 2003

JOHNNY APPLESEED

Is it just me, or does the Appleseed story ring false to anyone else? I don't spend time deconstructing it, mind you, but when I do think about a guy going across the colonial countryside planting apple tree seeds I think nutjob. Trespasser. Con man. Grifter. Screwhead. Planting seeds, for chrissakes. Screw that. Give me a nice grafted Red Delicious, if you're going to attempt to game me. Seeds.

Fucking all Jack, no Beanstalk, if you ask me.

Posted by Kim Crawford at June 22, 2003 10:44 PM
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Johnny Appleseed is based upon a Native American, but Johnny Marijuanaseed just didn't have the sound.

Posted by: Jack Straw at June 23, 2003 9:39 PM

Remember the Simpsons, Johnny Newspaperseed?

Posted by: sama at June 24, 2003 9:19 AM

Nice site.

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