June 20, 2003

ON BEING FIFTY

I told you my big brother turns fifty the 23rd, right? We officallized it with a party, right? Yeah, he's fifty. That would be 5-frigging-oh. Fifty. Shoot me. I'm going to Grasshopper Heaven before I turn fifty, I swear. Five-oh. Poor bastard.

Wait, wait! I'm jes a few years behind him! This throw the elderly on the Eskimo ice flow won't work! Belay my last.

Posted by Kim Crawford at June 20, 2003 11:49 PM
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How much longer?

Posted by: Da Goddess at June 21, 2003 12:26 AM

I am 51, so fuck you.

Posted by: Acidman at June 21, 2003 5:50 AM

Just be careful if your children start talking about an "Alaskan cruise" soon after you start buying Depends...

Posted by: LB at June 21, 2003 9:49 AM

When you hit 50, you're getting a big present in the mail. How long do I have 'til I need to start wrapping it?

Posted by: zombyboy at June 22, 2003 10:24 PM
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