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FRIDAY FIVE

while I work through some Nostalgia™ issues:

1. What do you most want to be remembered for?
Achieving peace in the Mideast. Of course, that effete World Court in The Hague will probably call it something pedestrian, like Whacking the Necrotic Egyptian Screwhead Arafat. Hell, I'll even take that.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?
"It's a fucking snakepit out there, boy" (courtesy: my old man).

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the last year?
Achieving denouement every time I deployed the Thrill Hammer (Although there were a few touch and go moments).

4. What about the past ten years?

Skeeter, my ten year old red-headed genius. No doubt. She will be everything I bragged about being.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?

Marrying an Arab is a singularly fucked up idea. Please consider the homeless person on that bench instead.